Keep Health Massage

A traditional Chinese styled massage parlor, offering both table and foot massage. I walked in on Friday afternoon with no appointment and, due to the fact the woman working spoke no functional English, ended up with a table massage instead of a foot as I was intending. Holy moly. This little woman thrashed me for over an hour with all elbows and forearms (I paid for 1hr and probably got 1hr 15min+ of work). I've never had a better massage in my life. Normally, I have to communicate with the masseuse to work on problem areas longer or use more force--I didn't need to say anything. She felt the problem areas and would work them until I couldn't handle it any more, work on something else, then come back again. I've had many, many massages before and this was by far one of the best I've ever had. She had me flopping around like a fish out of water. Worth every dollar. Disclaimer: There is no body shame in how they work you, it's a traditional Chinese massage place. If you're weird about people touching you, find another location. For example I've never had my gluts worked on like this, fingers holding onto the cheek and two thumbs fully driving into my hip bone and to release tight spots.

Hands down the best massage I've ever had. Pun intended